been up since 6:30 did assignments all day went into uni at 12 and went to a tute proceeded to do assignments after until 8:10 after running around all afternoon trying to print an assignment and ended up emailing it then trying to do basically an entire media assignment in an hour turned into 4 so got home at 8:40 and ate for the first time all day except for the half apple I ate when I got up and one tea and two coffees　

Yup. Gorilla Lecturer.

ok so today my lecturer said the entire lecture wearing a gorilla suit and my dad fell ass first through a window.　

omg now I’m having lunch before work but there’s this super attractive guy outside and I keep turning around and looking at him but he looks at me too and I’m not being subtle so I pulled out my phone and pretended to call someone so that it looks like I’m waiting for someone and that I keep looking for them to see if they’re coming why am I so awkward today 

so I’m stupidly tired and just went to a tutorial and we were talking about these videos we watched about perceptions of beauty and stuff. One video was about feeling beauty and the other was about beauty through evolution. So basically the first one was a load of crap and the second made sense. So when I said that the tutor says “so you don’t like feelings” and I make some stupid comment about being a ginger and having no soul sha la la make things awkward. but then some kid turns around and he’s like “I don’t know I find red hair quite beautiful”. so the tutor says something about how awkward it is and ends the tute. yay.

omg every time I listen to what the lecturer is actually saying she says something stupid like “he doesn’t say that but I think that’s what he means” “I can’t work out what they’re arguing but I think this is right” “he’s a very difficult writer to read”. Huzzah education!

wow this lecture is really exciting

today was the first time I actually spoke in this particular tutorial. I called my tutor a slut, told him he was old and he barked at me. also I told them that I live in a nice suburb as long as you don’t leave the house. no regrets.

• all cats are able to fly
• aristotle is a cat
• therefore aristotle is able to fly

I don’t have a lecture today. So I don’t start uni until 5:30. I wish I knew that before I came at 11am.

ugh just spilled tea on my book. waiting for it to dry now.

wow reading this book is making me want to shoot myself in the face. repeatedly if possible. 

A short film my lecturer showed today. It is actually fantastic. Watch the whole thing.

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