verbose-vespertine:

cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

I have a MIGHTY NEED.


I think Americans are probably getting sick of us Australians trying to take their jobs.

I think Americans are probably getting sick of us Australians trying to take their jobs.

chordover: @darrencriss oh Blaine!!! We love you! #powerbottom

hermione + text posts

heytinafey:

gupta
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the queen is coming 

heytinafey:

gupta

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the queen is coming 

Glee Season Six. I’ve figured this shit out.

stopandimaginelove:

It hit me this morning when I read THIS interview with Ryan about AHS.  They’re presenting a “show within a show”.

Well, I’ll be damned, that’s the very same thing they’re doing with Glee.  Yes, the spoilers are technically true.  Yes, they’re being purposely doled out.  In extreme detail.  Months in advance.  Spoilers a-plenty.  

Joaquin says not to read the spoilers.  He has no control over them and he cannot confirm/deny.  He’s helpless to listen to our pleas and heartbreak but can’t do a thing about it.

Brad says this season is hilarious - so funny.  Chord just said today it’s funny.  Ryan says he’s giving us all exactly what we want.

I find it hard to believe that the fans want Rachel to fail, Klaine to break up again, and Blaine to date Kurt’s ex-bully.

HOWEVER.

Ryan is doing a “show within a show”.  The spoilers depict something out of a horror show.  The worst fanfiction we’ve ever read (or wouldn’t read). Every spoiler we get is more bizarre and unreal than the last.

Why?

Because the “show within a show” is RACHEL’S TV SHOW.  They are filming the insane writings of Mary Halloran, the writer of Rachel’s show. Rachel foolishly signed on the dotted line and signed her life away.  This writer has full control and is creating this epic farce that FAILS.  The show will bomb because all of it is outragous and unbelievable.

They’re allowing us to hear/read about the “show within the show” while filming the real show, the real characters, behind closed doors and THOSE ARE TOP SECRET.  Life in Lima or NY or wherever goes on while we see glimpses of Rachel’s show.  Klaine is still together, most likely hating every minute of this damn tv show.

That’s why it’s so “funny” to everyone, because the real characters have to witness and watch this insane tv show. They make fun of it.  Tease Rachel about it. Sue probably loves it because she gets to chase Klaine with a scary mask and bring them back together.  She gets to be hero and loves it.  Why haven’t we gotten detailed spoilers about other characters on the show?  Because those are the real spoilers.  The real show.  The stuff they won’t leak.

This is the answer to the big question we’ve all been asking - HOW/WHY would they leak all of this so easily?

We’re only seeing half the picture here - the crazy, batshit looney tunes world of Rachel’s TV show.  

Ryan cannot have a real horror show on Glee but a horror show within the show nonetheless.  He’s doing Glee type stuff on AHS…he said so himself…just a horror version. Musicals on a horror show and a horrific storyline on a comedy.

Think funny in an ironic way. Think in an English literature realm.
AHS would never do musicals but they would do horrific musicals hence the clowns. Glee would never do horror and since he really can’t - a symbolic means would be a horrific storyline hence metaphor….hence irony.
To them it is a fun way to tie the worlds together…not sick, just their creative demented process….that does make it kinda funny. At least to THEM.

Show within a show.

So yes, the spoilers are real, but NOT.

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

gwenlightened:

mtchstrr:

We all have that one person who helps keep us grounded.

this is so cute

howtofightloneliness:

J.K. Rowling riddles Twitter with an anagram. Rearranged, the letters read, “Harry returns! Won’t say any details now! A week off! No comment.”

howtofightloneliness:

J.K. Rowling riddles Twitter with an anagram. Rearranged, the letters read, “Harry returns! Won’t say any details now! A week off! No comment.